My second-in-command left this morning at 0530 with a full compliment of minions and one particularly ferocious k-9 unit on her mission to the north country.I will be spending the next six weeks in solitude.

I fear that by the time this is over, I may loose my mind. This log will chronicle that journey.

My fortress is currently well stocked in rations and class-six products. My network communications are at full strength. We will see how long this holds.